What’s your favorite murder to discuss with your Uber driver?
I’m just here for the true crime memes.
What’s your favorite documentary scene?
Tiger King is a wild ride!
Remember to take care of yourself mentally and physically!
Please wash your hands!
There’s no way those documentaries are giving me creepy dreams right?
Remember to wash your hands!
I want to solve a cold case!
Remember to clean your room! It really helps brighten your mood!
Stay Safe! Stay Healthy!
Do you believe in ghosts?
Do you prefer texting or phone calls?
I just wanna seem something spooky!
I get so jumpy!
Played like a fool!
Did you know?
A true criminal mastermind!
Where’s your alibi, huh?!
What’s you favorite mystery book?
What drives your interest in True Crime?
Just let me explain!
Everyone forgets about the doorknob…
He never even had a chance!
I know my priorities!
It has to be one of my favorite cases! What about you?
Can’t wait to watch Into The Deep soon!
I think I could have taken him!
The dark can be real spooky!
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Don’t underestimate my interest in the next big meme over my need for sleep!
Always be prepared!
Mines Florida Man Arrested for Drunk Dialing 911 When He Wanted Vodka… Well, some could consider that an emergency!
“Hoping for the best!”
Valentine’s Day is just a month away, and we’re feeling the love!
Wait, isn’t that how babies work?
What your favorite murder show says about you
New workout plan for 2020!
during the day v. 3am
When none of your friends are into true crime…
Kids today are so coddled…
Beware of peeping toms!
How to enjoy a nice quiet holiday with your family this year.
aha! Trash panda.
Stabbing strangers who talk to you
How friends convince me to go places
Me on a bad day…
store bought is fine.
Halloween is the most important day of the year.
My favorite season is the fall of the patriarchy
true love v. true crime
Telling people about serial killers when they didn’t ask…
I like spooky decor year-round!
Leaving the Labor Day bbq early…
Why do cults have to be so intense?
Tryin’ to keep my encyclopedic knowledge of serial killers to myself like
Me, trying to think of small talk…
How I make it through the work week
me, doing laundry
Just need to relax my brain…
all my friends are podcasts
look, you spooky bitch…
Late night thoughts…
What do you have to be anxious about?